U.S. Promises Smooth Transfer of Quagmire from Afghanistan to Syria

"Harland Dorrinson, executive director of the National Quagmire Institute, a think tank dedicated to promoting the United States’ involvement in intractable conflicts around the globe, said . . ." POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ  JUNE 19, 2013  The New Yorker DAMASCUS (The Borowitz Report)—Supporters of the United States’ twelve-year quagmire in Afghanistan cheered the news today that the More